10:00 am in the Sunday Morning------------ All the sudden, T erence: Did you take a shit this moring? Chandler: Yup. T erence: Me, too. E dward: I didn't. T erence: Coz you are gay. E dward: No, i'm not. T erence: Yes, you are. Hey, Chandler, you know what? We both took a shit this moring. Chandler: Absolutely. Right in the same toilet, dude! T erence: We are cool...................... ................................. 1:00 am in the Sunday night, laying on the floor--------- T erence: Imagine the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. Chandler: Yup, i'm doing it. What for? T erence: You know what? She's taking a shit. Isn't that weired? Chandler: Firstable, damn you! You just ruined my life. You know what's really weired? It's really weired if people never take a shit, coz it would be like "full of shit". T erence: Right. You are making sense. It is weired...... T erence again after few minutes: Why are you talking about shit, man. Nasty...... ............................................. ----------------------------------------------------------------- Plagiarism From "Clerk 2" You know, sometimes I wish i did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places taking crapy classes and shit. Like, maybe an animal doctor. Why not me? I like seals and shit. Or maybe an astronaut. Yeah. Like, be the first motherfucker to see a new galaxy. Or find a new alien life-form... And fuck it. And people'd be like, "There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once." | 
